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Lazy Susan

A poem
by Chris Hibbard
December 22, 2014

Something about her drives the boys wild
but it drives me crazy
Lazy Susan goes round and round
Picking one up and then putting one down
She’s so lazy it drives me crazy

She’s inactive but so attractive
She doesn’t party, she thinks its a bore
Take her to the movies all she does is snore

Something about her drives the boys wild
but it drives me crazy
Lazy Susan goes down and down
Takes all the boys on her merry go round
Picks one up and then put him down
Drives me crazy, that she’s so lazy

~ by Chris Hibbard on December 22, 2014.

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