The killer bees are coming

A poem
By Chris Hibbard
December 21, 2014

bees

They’re coming…
at the rate of 300 miles a year.
They started in Brazil
and came north through Nicaragua.
We call them killer bees.
The jungle tribesmen and desert nomads
call them ‘Freedom Fighters’.
An evil empire of godless predators.
How can they be stopped?

The bees.
The killer bees are coming.
Spreading fear and terror in our land.
They’re always buzzing. Always humming.
They’re going to swarm across the Rio Grande.

Insects need no Green Cards.
No Work Visas.
They fly too low to be picked up on radar.
How can you “Just Say No” to bugs?
And as they spread their pollen
from flower to flower,
they corrupt our pure, innocent bumblebees.
The words of The Devil are always dipped in honey.

The bees.
The killer bees are coming.
Spreading fear and terror in our land.
Always buzzing. Always humming.
They’re going to swarm across the Rio Grande.

Sometime in some near July,
the dreaded bees are due to hit our border.
We’ll have “Spray Cans Across America”
insecticide programs,
and every able-bodied citizen will smoke cigars.
From Victoria to San Diego
special SWAT teams will stand shoulder to shoulder.
Remember folks – these are Red Bees –
all workers, no drones.

The bees.
The killer bees are coming.
Spreading fear and terror in our land.
Always buzzing. Always humming.
They’re going to swarm across the Rio Grande.

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~ by Chris Hibbard on December 21, 2014.

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