THE SURVEY TO END ALL SURVEYS

Designed and compiled by Chris Hibbard who got sick of answering all the same questions over and over again. If any questions make you uncomfortable, just don’t answer them. Warning – this survey is comprehensive and long.

THE SURVEY TO END ALL SURVEYS

1. Personal/Family

a) your name
b) nicknames
c) chosen name if you were a porn star
d) a name you always wish you had
e) names of family members (i.e. mom = marilyn)
f) names of pets (i.e. cat = karma)
g) religious upbringing?
h) Smooth/rocky relationship with family
i) What were the three most influential incidents in your life? (i.e. what has happened to you that helped in the formation of your philosophy on life?) Explain.
j) Outside of your family, who do you feel has had the most impact on your life? How about the most pleasurable impact?
k) Married? Engaged? Single? Dating? Children? What’s your status?

2. Home

a) where you live
b) where else you’ve lived
c) favorite place you’ve lived and why
d) where you’d really like to live
e) where you would never ever want to live
f) Do you consider where you’re currently living to be your home? Or do you plan to move somewhere else as soon as circumstances allow?

3. Favorites

a) t.v. shows
b) books
c) movies
d) bands/musicians
e) artists
f) poets
g) concert you’ve ever seen
h) magazine
i) meal
j) relative
k) children’s story?
l) favorite scent on the opposite sex?

4. If you could be a … what/who would you be?

a) Animal?
b) Vegetable?
c) super hero?
d) celebrity?
e) country?
f) charity?

5. Celebrities

a) closest/most interesting brush with celebrity?
b) celeb you’d most like to meet and why?
c) celeb you’d most like to kiss, make love to, or otherwise cozy up to?
d) celeb you’d most like to kill, ruin, or otherwise slander?

6. Your Body/Their Body

a) tattoos – what/where?
b) scars – how/where?
c) birthmarks – where/shape?
d) piercings – Where?
e) are you comfortable with your height/weight?
f) If you could change one thing about your appearance what would it be?
g) What does your dream girl/guy look like?
h) Ever had sex?
i) Do you smoke?
j) Drink?
k) Do drugs?
l) Addicted to anything else? i.e. coffee, chocolate, etc.?
m) Exercise much?
n) Get out of the house much?

7. Dreams

a) dream job?
b) dream man/woman?
c) dream concert?
d) dream pet?
e) dream home?
f) dream car?
g) one of your most memorable dreams..
h) do you remember your dreams often?
i) do you keep a dream journal?

8. Personality Traits

a) Your best traits
b) Your worst traits
c) do you make friends easily?
d) Usually..outgoing/shy?
e) funny/serious?
f) moody/easygoing?
g) Do you have any talents or gifts? In other words, what do you think you do well?
h) Do you generally like people or find them annoying? (People you don’t know well or at all.)
i) How much TV do you honestly think you watch a week? Does that feel like wasted time to you?
j) What’s the weirdest food you’ve ever eaten?
k) Do you get enough sleep?
l) Do you think you’re an above-average driver?
m) Do you have any bumper stickers on your car (if you have a car, of course)? If so, what do they say?

9. Beliefs

Do you believe in…

a) God and The Devil?
b) Heaven and Hell?
c) Angels and Demons?
d) Jesus, being the son of God?
e) Creation or Evolution?
f) Ghosts/Spirits?
g) Extraterrestrial life?
h) UFOs i.e. Extraterrestrial transportation?
i) Do you believe aliens have visited Earth?
j) Witchcraft?
k) Voodoo?
l) Superstitions i.e. black cats, broken mirrors etc.?
m) Loch Ness Monster?
n) Sasquatch/Bigfoot?
o) Do you believe man is intrinsically (naturally) good or evil?
p) Fate/Destiny?
q) Psychic abilities? ESP? reading the future?
r) Out of body experiences?
s) Life after death?
t) Reincarnation?
u) Love?
v) Love at first sight?

10. Things you feel strongly about (The Good Stuff)
(Don’t feel that you have to answer any that make you uncomfortable)

a) How do you feel about pornography?
b) Abortion?
c) Gun Control?
d) Capital Punishment?
e) Racism/Sexism/Homophobia and other discrimination?
f) Sex before marriage?
g) War – Terrorism – Global conflict?
h) AIDS?
i) Capitalism/Communism?
j) Hollywood?
k) The state of the media industry today? (music, movies, t.v., news)
l) The environment? (global warming, Kyoto etc.)

11. Miscellaneous

a) Have you ever wanted to be a rock star? Why or why not?
b) Do you have a particular song(s) that makes you suddenly get sentimental, no matter what you were doing? (If so, what song?)
c) Have you ever been in love with someone whom you now feel apathetic about?
d) If a little elf crawled out from under your bed tonight and told you he was going to rob you of one of your five senses (sight, smell, touch, taste, hearing) but you got to choose which one he stole – what would you say?
e) Sunrise or sunset?
f) What is/would be your perfect/favorite Halloween costume?
g) Have you ever fallen out of bed?
h) Have you ever snuck out of bed?
i) Have you ever sleepwalked or talked in your sleep?
j) Name ONE person you respect (dead or living). Why?
k) Do you think marijuana should be legal or illegal? Why?
l) If you met a new hot guy/girl Saturday night, how long would you wait to call them?
m) Have you ever been addicted to anything? If so, what?
n) What do you think would be the worst way to die?
o) If you could live in another age or time, what age would you live in and why?
p) Whats the longest relationship with the opposite sex you’ve ever had?
q) Have you ever seen something you can’t explain? humans
r) The speed of light is 186,000 miles a second. If it was possible to travel faster than that, do you believe that time travel or dimensional travel would be real?
s) If you could change the past, what would you change and why?
t) If you were given the opportunity to be rich for the rest of your life, but you must live without friends or family, would you take that opportunity? u) If you could read people’s minds, would you take advantage of it and delve into everyone’s personal business?
v) If you could change the world in one way, what would you change?
w) When’s the last time you looked at the stars?
x) Have you ever boycotted any product or company? If so, why?

~ by Chris Hibbard on November 29, 2008.

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